You Might Be a Democrat If…

You believe in freedom of speech except for anyone that dares to disagrees with you

You think the words “separation of church and state” are in the First Amendment of the Bill of Rights

You believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.

You believe that money is the answer to everything, and if you throw enough money at a problem you can fix anything, even the truth.

You believe that terrorists kill innocent people because they are misunderstood

You believe that the same teacher who can’t teach your kids how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

You believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese & North Korean communists.

You believe that there was no art before Federal funding.

You believe that it is alright for you to lie to further your point of view, but it is wrong for other people to tell the truth to further an opposing point of view

You believe that it is O.K. for illegal immigrants to live in the United States as long as they live very, very far away from you.

You believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the earth’s climate, and are caused by soccer moms driving SUVs.

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About Mr Caps

The guy behind the guy, exposing the tyranny of the Democrat Party and other rants.
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